icefag:

*me in college* this isn’t anything like hazehim

scottylovesyou:

*tries not to seem thirsty but also tries not to seem uninterested*

ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

  • me (surprised): omg
  • me (amused): omg
  • me (angry): omg
  • me (sad): omg
  • me (nostalgic): omg
  • me (annoyed): omg
  • me (scared): omg

semiserious:

Alaska Thunderfuck’s Ice Bucket Challenge is the only one I’ll share. 

kruel-kid:

don’t hit on me if you don’t eat ass

foxgrl:

miruinnuial:

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

try and one up me again bitch

(Source: krakenguts)

  1. Camera: Motorola Droid
  2. Aperture: f/2.4
  3. Exposure: 1/33th
  4. Focal Length: 4mm

heteroh:

when you send a raunchy snapchat to the wrong person

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