lil-banshee:

When you put on your favorite movie for someone and you’re really excited for them to watch it for the first time AND THEY DON’T EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO IT 

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"I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person."
— Oscar Wilde (via acrylicalchemy)

(Source: odinsblog)

snapchatting:

does my mundane personality and average body turn you on

vanillaicecoffee:

"You’re not so bad for a gay guy"

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awkwardvagina:

truly an amazing sight (x) awkwardvagina:

truly an amazing sight (x)

awkwardvagina:

truly an amazing sight (x)

Anonymous Asked
Questioni like a straight boy what do i do Answer

gymleaderkyle:

toinfinityandbooyonce:

ok rent a van with some friends and drive up to him and have a hot girl flash her boobs and say she’ll pay him to have sex with her blindfolded in the van but they gon film it and when he’s blindfolded you come out and suck his dick then he gon take off the blindfold and push you away and be all I ain’t gay and camera man will say we’ll pay you a thousand dollars to fuck this kid and he will and then you drop him off somewhere and speed off without paying him it works every time

a tale as old as time

daximed:

Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

modelingschool:

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