bussykween:

Convincing a top to bottom

bussykween:

Convincing a top to bottom

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this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

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vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

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Anonymous Asked
QuestionWHY ARE YOU SINGLE Answer

lemuelcushing:

because i didn’t forward that chain email letter in 2004

"Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life."

Robin Sharma (via severs)

This hit me like a brick…

(via knitting-books)

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