(Source: brunts)

  • Me in seventh grade: I hope I'm not gay
  • Me now: I want the soccer team to piss on me

suisfarouche:

i feel like ppl dont appreciate how hard ive worked to strike the perfect balance between self deprecating humour and very exaggerated vanity 

(Source: evelynwoe)

beeblejuice:

dont you :/ me you piece of shit

(Source: beeblejuice)

rowdynate:

yucky

edrockbells:

i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry

(Source: bluelanternrazer)

forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

cockringtoss:

*strategically places snapchat text box over acne*

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed