Lmao? More like lick my ass out
i have this problem where i don’t have enough time to actually do things because i’m too busy sitting on my ass doing nothing
everyone is totally stupid….except me…..I’m perfect….gonna go watch netflix now and bask in my perfection…..bye…..
do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
ways people have tried to pronounce panini at work within the last 2 weeks:
snapchatting attractive people is difficult bc you have to try to look attractive but pretend you tried looking ugly